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Behold, the great quilt
of legendary Viking names.

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Who knew a quilt could be
so thrilling, right?

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Me, since
you've been talking about it

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in your sleep for weeks.

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This patch is
for Bjorn the Reborn!

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He died in battle
and came back five times.

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There's Solvig,
the sauna inventor.

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Here's Astrid, the mother
of modern flying fish messaging.

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And Ingrid,
the Squid Ink Sprayer.

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No, that's just grape juice.

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The only stain
on my otherwise perfect record

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as Grammy the Quilt Keeper.

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Hmm. Who's that, Grammy?

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It's Andar the Surprising!

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Surprise!

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That is surprising.

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I thought your name'd be more
like Andar the Stubborn.

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You mean Strong-Willed.

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Or Andar the Interrupt--

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Anyway, surprise!
It's your naming ceremony day.

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See? I'm surprising.

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It's my naming ceremony day?

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Oh, my gosh. I can't wait
to be... Lana the Great!

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Lana the Epic Quester.

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Lana the Booming Boomeranger.
Lana the--

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Lana, you should know
you don't choose a name.

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You earn a name.

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Lana the say what now?

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You have until sundown
to prove your name's worthiness.

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And Juni the Silently Judgy
will quest with you

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as you earn it.

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Ooh.
How'd she earn her name?

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By judging. Silently.

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Yeesh, maybe you should be
Juni the Surprising.

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That name's already taken.

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Remember,

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whatever your name is at sundown
is what goes on the quilt.

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Let's get your naming quest on!

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Oh, you're not going with Lana.

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I have a different, very special
surprise job for you.

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I love surprises.

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Yay! Treasure!

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Huh? Ma, what is my very first
training hammer doing in here?

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You said you donated it

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to the Museum
of Childhood Treasures.

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Hmm.

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There is no Museum of
Childhood Treasures, is there?

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That's what I call the trunk.
It was for your own good.

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You were a teenager
sleeping with a tiny hammer.

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Tiny Hammer has a name
and it's Baby Hammykins.

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Oh, you're being childish.

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Am not.

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And that is why

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we're auctioning off
your kid stuff.

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An auction?

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The thing where strangers
yell out how much money

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they're willing to spend
on my precious items?

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Exactly. Only we'll use
clams instead of money

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and Viking ores to bid.

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I bid 100 clams to not have
this auction happen.

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Not sold to the grown man
with too many stuffies.

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The quilt's coming with?

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Well, prepare to witness some
greatness, Quilt.

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Er, there's patches
on the other side, too?

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Njord
the Non-Instruction Reader.

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Dagmar the Line Skipper.

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Oh, no.
Is this side of the quilt

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for the bad names?

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I never thought about
not getting an awesome name.

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Yeah, what if you end up
like Freya the Birthday Ruiner?

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We're going for...
Lana the Brave!

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Up there!
You could water that plant.

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Is that brave? I mean, I will.
I'm not a monster.

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It is a human-eating plant.

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Lana the Not-Monster
has a nice ring to it.

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Hmm.

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What just happened?

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Lana the Plant Poisoner?

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It looks like
it didn't want water.

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What kind of plant
doesn't want water?

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Well, I guess
the kind that eats humans.

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Now I'm Lana the Plant Shamer?
No, no, no, no, no.

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That can't be my name.
Come on, Bo.

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We gotta find something
to show them I'm brave.

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Look! That tiny little
creature is about to get eaten.

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Yay!

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I mean,
not "Yay, it's gonna get eaten."

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But "Yay, I can save it."

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The trick to scaring off
big scary creatures

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is to make yourself look
as big and scary as possible.

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Whoops, that was just
a tiny creature's big shadow.

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Well, you are welcome, acorn.

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Uh...

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Lana the Scare of Defenseless
Miniature Turples?

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You gotta admit,

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that quilt patch would be
pretty awesome.

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Or not.
Look, we've still got time.

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Next up, a Viking baby blanket.

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Do I hear two clams?

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Sold to the man in the helmet.

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Or is that helmet on the man?

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Dealer's choice.

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Next up, a toy Viking boat.

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Let's start the bidding
at five clams.

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What are you gonna use that for?

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Viking burial
for the ship's Gwarts.

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Er, Lana, the sun is a-sinking.

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Okay,
what about Lana the Leader?

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- Where are you gonna lead them?
- The early bird special?

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On a power walk.

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Follow me one at a time.
No pushing. You can do it.

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Look at me, leading.

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Yarr, leading, my foot.

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Of course we can do it.

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Eat my gold dust, Youngin.

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No, no, no, no, no, no!

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What is it?
What does it say?

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Lana the... Follower.

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Not my Viking mace rattle!

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Sold to all of you.

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- No!
- No!

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Sounds like Lana got her name.

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Huh? Lana the Follower?

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So are you gonna start
following my rules?

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There, there.

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You tried your best.

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But this isn't my best.

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The quilt says
what the quilt says.

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Grammy, you cannot keep me

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within the confines
of one square.

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I will not be quilt-squared.

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What is quilt-squared?

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It's like being pigeon-holed.

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Listen up, Shediac.

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I am something
different every day.

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And yes, one day, I might
be Lana the Plant Poisoner.

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When was she that?

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And tomorrow,

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I'll be Lana the Not Scarer
of Miniature Turples.

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Wow, I really missed
a lot today.

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Or Lana the Noble Brave Leader
of Problem-Solving.

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I won't be quilt-squared
and neither should you.

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Njord, you read instructions
now, right?

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I followed them exactly
for how to build a peg leg

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and look at me go.

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You are now
Njord the Jig Master.

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Yippee!

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And Freya the Birthday Ruiner.

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It was an accident.

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My knitting needle
fell out of my hair

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and hit all those balloons.

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Rise, Freya the Multifunction
Knitting Needle User.

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Ah.

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And Dagmar the Line Skipper.

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I earned that name.
I always skip the line.

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I'm too old
to stand around waiting.

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Oh, no.

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Mini adorable Turples aren't
so mini or adorable

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when they grow up.

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Not today, Turple.

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I am the keeper of the quilt!

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No harm shall come to you!

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Grammy!

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Grammy!

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Grab the quilt!

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No. It will rip.

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And I swore I'd protect it
with my final breath.

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Seriously?

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Save your final breath
for something cooler,

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like a volcano!

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But what if it's ruined?

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Then I won't be
the quilt keeper.

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You are a fierce, loyal,
wonderful person,

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mother, and grandmother.

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And a darn good auctioneer, too.

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Huh?
Where's that Turple monster?

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You are now Dagmar
the Turple Monster Tamer

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and Line Skipper.

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Do you think Lana the Triple
Monster Problem Creator

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and Also Solver is too long?

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The longer, the better.
Mine is actually

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Andar the Surprising...ly
Attached to Stuffies.

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But I am totally over that now.

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Speaking of surprises,
cover your eyes.

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There's something
we wanna show you.

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My stuff! And my stuffies!

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Presenting Andar's Museum
of Childhood Treasures.

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I'm not just
Andar the Surprising.

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I'm also Andar
with the Greatest,

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Most Surprising Crew.

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Oh, I'll make you
another quilt square.